So yesterday I forgot to make a post but I received an A+ on my first government exam praise the lord. in other news i started Yom Kippur early. Now this might be my fault (definitely mine) but as an example as someone who's insecure i'll shall blame Troy Fuller thats right i'm calling him out.
Any hoo i have a surprise for you readers out there i'm posting a page from a possible story idea.
You may not understand some of the jokes or references but if you guys like the page i wrote let me know and i'll write some more. For those of you who do not know i like to very dramatic stories so this story is a bit of a departure for me its more of a dramedy. Enjoy
blood? This is my blood. I failed? No! I couldn't have failed, not now.
“you have failed Alan. Just like you always do.” the man spoke in a mocking tone.
The man walked up and placed the gun to Alan's forehead.
Was it all just a dream?... of course it was. However that didn't stop me from saying one of the most cliche phrases in the history of man right next to the phrase: a storm is coming.
“i don't like you!” Israel yelled as he walked over to the bathroom
Alan waited for him to close the bathroom door before offering a rebuttal.
“Jesus loves you.” Although sincere Alan spoke in a sarcastic manor.
Israel screamed from bathroom.
Luckily for me, my college roommate happens to be gay.
“Your not Scott Pilgrim!...And I'm not gay!” Israel yelled from inside the bathroom.
Okay hes not gay but he is Jewish and an ultra orthodox Jew at that. He hates every fiber of my being.
Alan found his thoughts interrupted when frantic pounding emitted from his door.
“Alan! Alan! Open the door quickly!” josh screamed in a frantic manor his voice muffled because of the door.
Alan waited a few seconds before he replied
“What is it Josh?” Alan replied in a somewhat annoyed manor.
“They posted the scores from the midterms!” Josh replied
It was at that moment that josh had forgotten that the door to Alan's room opened outward and not inward. Alan swung the door open while Josh was still in mid sentence and laid him flat on the ground.
Alan sprinted towards the billboards a goofy smile gleamed from his face.
Today is the day I break the constant C's I have been getting in my math class. Today is the day!
Alan was full of hope as he reached the board, and in a frantic manor scanned the pages for his name. His name was not in the 90's but that was okay perhaps in the 80's. Not there either... Alan's heart fell when he thought he'd might find his name in the 70's but it wasn't in the 70's it was in the 60's.
“Well at least its not a C.” josh spoke in a somewhat sarcastic manor.
Oh my Gosh this is brilliant who could have written such a thing...oh wait.
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